CONVERSATIONS

The scene: My husband & I are laying in bed facing each other. I get a whiff of his breath.

ME: Whoa did you down a jar of Moon Shine? Whoa!

HIM: No, why?

ME: Cause your breath is.......

HIM: I brushed my teeth and then ate Doritos.

ME: Wow, well lets not do that again.

HIM: Uh-huh. (followed by snoring).