THE HILLS REVIEW

Guess who's back.....back again.

Isn't there always that one guy you can't stop thinking about, always run into, and always want when you do? I don't really care for Audrina & Justin-Bobby together, but I don't like Ryan Cabrera...he acts a little on the feminine side.

I *heart* the dynamic Bitch Duo!
Man Eaters. Look out McKaela.

Bitch fight next week with Kristin & Ali....sweet.

Not The Hills related, but I want this body(no not Ryan's).

THE HILLS REVIEW

I wish these two would just hook up & stay hooked up. They are cute together.

Does anyone else in the world think this Ryan guy is cute? Yea, me neither. "Hey Ryan, your shoe is untied!"

The (CRAZY)Elephant in the Room

THE HILLS REVIEW

"Give me my crystals......I have no life and nothing better to do.......Hey I am going to spend some money on some crystals.....and pretend I'm a hippie....BTW I am a crazy Mother F***ER."

If you didn't hate him before, well, you should or are about to now. This dude has some serious issues. Just another bored rich kid. How about we read his book 'How To Be Famous'...be born into rich and act like an ass cause you have no life and your bored.

That pretty much sums it up. No need to buy the book.

What is it that you do Spencer?

Well besides collect crystals and sit around and think up ways to get a photo opp.

"Oh Boo-Who I am not interesting enough and they are going to kick me off The Hills. Wait, what? Lets see. Sit my a** on the couch and google search 'crazy mother f*cker' who comes up? Timothy Leary. Oh...that should make me more interesting. I am going to act like that"

Mission accomplished. Spencer.......you can stay on The Hills.

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This lovely lady is not on drugs...well at least not a junkie or anything. She is 20 something years old, lives in LA, is single, & living it up. Give her a break. She is the only one that has any balls to say what she thinks to people's face. She does what she wants and doesn't make apologies or excuses. Leave the girl alone you back stabbing Pollyanna and perhaps learn something from her.

"I do want to look like Barbie"

This bitch is nuts. All the woman's rights activist are screaming and rolling over in their graves. Everything that this girl does is for attention from others. and she doesn't care whether it's bad attention or good attention. Advice for this crazy bitch.....DO NOT CRY ON CAMERA EVER EVER EVER AGAIN....
.....you look like that fucked up cat woman who has had WAY to many surgeries.

HEY SPENCER.......this is what you are going to be looking at in the years to come. How do you like that?