Friday, May 20, 2011
LET THEM BE GARDNERS
I got the flower planting itch again. I'm net surfing for inspiration and brain storming what to do in my own home. I have no green thumb, but I continue to plant flowers and/or gardens every year. This year will be no diffrent with my itch needing to be scratched scratched scratched.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
YOGA TIME
“Yoga is about clearing away whatever is in us that prevents our living in the most full and whole way. With yoga, we become aware of how and where we are restricted — in body, mind, and heart — and how gradually to open and release these blockages. As these blockages are cleared, our energy is freed. We start to feel more harmonious, more at one with ourselves. Our lives begin to flow — or we begin to flow more in our lives.”
Cybele Tomlinson
How to Lose Your Yoga Teaching Job in 1 (or 10) Tweet(s):
How to Lose Your Yoga Teaching Job in 1 (or 10) Tweet(s):
1.‘When I say mula bandha, I MEAN the boom-boom area, the goods, the bizness. Crotches, tally ho!’
2.‘Mofo, I got bills to pay. Get your cheap ass back over to that donation bowl and show mama some love!’
3.‘Crunchy Swingers Party at my house after today’s class! Woo!’
4.‘I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Take your beginner booty out of here and back to Level 1. F’ing noob.’
5.‘That rule about not banging your students? Heh. Just a guideline. #bootytapasana’
6.‘My favorite adjustments to give: tweaking groins and making mula bandhas moo. Awww yeah.’
7.‘Only BABIES take child’s pose. Next class, I start handing out diapers!’
8.‘Hey Cirque Du Freak, this ain’t Cirque Du Soleil. Damn showoff. #posesicantdo’
9.‘If ONE more person complains about a pulled hammy or urinary incontinence, I’m gonna break some legs. #yogawussies’
10.‘You are ripe with the stench of rotting corpses, you flagrant flesh eater!’
Do I have one to add?
“Farting in yoga is 7 years bad luck.”
“Walk your feet to the front of the mat into a forward fold. Congratulations, you’ve finished the Buddhism initiation.”
#gotnuthin
SOURCE: Yoga Dork
1.‘When I say mula bandha, I MEAN the boom-boom area, the goods, the bizness. Crotches, tally ho!’
2.‘Mofo, I got bills to pay. Get your cheap ass back over to that donation bowl and show mama some love!’
3.‘Crunchy Swingers Party at my house after today’s class! Woo!’
4.‘I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Take your beginner booty out of here and back to Level 1. F’ing noob.’
5.‘That rule about not banging your students? Heh. Just a guideline. #bootytapasana’
6.‘My favorite adjustments to give: tweaking groins and making mula bandhas moo. Awww yeah.’
7.‘Only BABIES take child’s pose. Next class, I start handing out diapers!’
8.‘Hey Cirque Du Freak, this ain’t Cirque Du Soleil. Damn showoff. #posesicantdo’
9.‘If ONE more person complains about a pulled hammy or urinary incontinence, I’m gonna break some legs. #yogawussies’
10.‘You are ripe with the stench of rotting corpses, you flagrant flesh eater!’
Do I have one to add?
“Farting in yoga is 7 years bad luck.”
“Walk your feet to the front of the mat into a forward fold. Congratulations, you’ve finished the Buddhism initiation.”
#gotnuthin
SOURCE: Yoga Dork
MUGSHOT
When getting dressed: Always ask yourself “Would this look good in a mugshot?” Those last forever.
SOURCE: Patrice Jackson
SOURCE: Patrice Jackson
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